If you'd like to buy Naughty Message directly from Stan, personally autographed to you or whomever you want to give it as a gift, then email Stan, and he'll give you the directions on where to send the money - $10 including delivery.

If you're local to Los Angeles you might even get Naughty Message personally delivered to any one of numerous bars or nightclubs where you can rendezvous for a smut exchange if you so desire.

If you'd like Stan to give a reading to you and a few friends, the intrepid author is always up for strutting his words - just email Stan and express your wishes, or check out the News of Stan World wall for details of Stan's regularly scheduled appearances.